Santa Letter

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Santa Letter

Shia Long, Author

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Dear Santa ,

you should shave your beard . Facial hair holds a lot of bacteria , especially beards and mustaches . You should consider that due to the fact that your mustache is right under your nose . Your beard is right around your mouth and it’s long . I’m also pretty sure you eat a lot . I’m not being mean , I’m stating facts . Also make sure you get a size bigger in your suit then you actually wear . Your suit can be big and comfy or tight and hot . I think for your sleigh ride around the world you would want it to be big and comfy . I believe your skin would prefer that as well . Maybe you don’t have to shave your facial hair though . Just keep it clean . Make sure you shampoo it , they make a particular shampoo for beards . Comb through it so it’s not as nappy .

                                                                                                                      Sincerely , Shia Long